Maybe you call yourself a "cat person."
You might even go so far as to call yourself a "crazy cat lady."
But would you let your cat do this to your hat?
Would you remove every cleaning product beneath your sink just so your cat has a safe place to hide when he gets scared during a thunderstorm?
And do you tie a pair of shoelaces to the back of your jeans for your cats to chase as you walk around the house, going about your business?
Because I'm that cat lady.